It's a beautiful lie

Double posting in one night: I suck.

I was sitting here and looked up a song on youtube I listened to a month ago

It made me cry and want to recover

It made me want to be beautiful

And realize that I'm beautiful

I listened to it not even five minutes ago

and i cried, but not for the same reasons

I want to be beautiful by being skinny

I want to be happy, I want to go to school

I want to finally graduate (two years late)

I want my family to be proud of me

I want a mother fucking hug.

Fuck you sad songs.

This is the song (CLICK IT)

the uni student's 12 days of christmas

In lieu of the upcoming holiday season, I have written a song

sung to the tune of "12 days of christmas"

for my friend Ian.

twelve nights fist pumping

eleven page assignments

ten hour drive home

nine blackout drunk nights

eight sashimi rolls

seven drunk mcdicks runs

six family dinners

five jager bombs

four ice cold beers

three drunk hoes

two vodka shots

and a hangover like none other