the uni student's 12 days of christmas

In lieu of the upcoming holiday season, I have written a song

sung to the tune of "12 days of christmas"

for my friend Ian.

twelve nights fist pumping

eleven page assignments

ten hour drive home

nine blackout drunk nights

eight sashimi rolls

seven drunk mcdicks runs

six family dinners

five jager bombs

four ice cold beers

three drunk hoes

two vodka shots

and a hangover like none other